A Petition for the Approval
of Linnea being able to go to Fairbanks
Submitted by Emily Ripley, Valerie
Schleich, and Katherine Parker
With
the support of Rachel Kennedy
On
behalf of Linnea Holbrook
AA (awesomeness and attractiveness) Resolution 2012-05A
Approved
by the Commission: 5/16/12
First
reading to Mr. Holbrook: 5/17/12
Effective
Time Period: 5/21/12 – 5/23/12
WHEREAS over 15
years of acquaintance and camaraderie have formed an unbreakable bond of
friendship that is sure to last for eternity,
WHEREAS this bond
requires nurture and care to maintain its valuable status,
WHEREAS time
spent with friends is the best way to nurture said bond,
WHEREAS due to
the hard work of the aforementioned party members pursuing professional
development and education including but not limited to doctors, nurses,
entrepreneurs, and teachers, time spent with “the gang” has been cut short,
WHEREAS summer is
a special time of year reserved for fun and friends, and while work is
necessary and important, fun must be taken seriously as well,
WHEREAS summer
presents, in its true form, a time to reconnect with old friends and create new
memories,
WHEREAS next
Monday – Wednesday would be a positively perfect time for that,
WHEREAS Calvin
and Hobbes would agree,
WHEREAS there is
no charge for Awesomeness or Attractiveness,
WHEREAS Linnea is
made of pure Awesome, and is extremely Attractive,
WHEREAS if Linnea
were to miss out on the opportunity to go to Fairbanks, the adventure would be
seriously lacking in both Awesome and Attractiveness,
THEREFORE BE IT
RESOLVED that Linnea Holbrook be permitted to travel to Fairbanks on May 21st
2012 and return on May 23rd 2012 to enjoy a much needed and deserved
vacation with her friends.
Thank you for your consideration,
This is probably the best resolution I have ever read, and we've read a lot!!
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