It's the end of the world as we know it

Super volcanoes. Yellowstone.  Look it up.

Global warming, not climate change, global warming.  That’s right folks, THE WORLD IS GETTING HOTTER.

Carcinogens.  Just about everything will give you cancer now.

Giant oil tankers exploding.  Yup, Boston will be consumed if the oil tanker that comes into the bay on a regular basis combusts for any reason.

Over population.  Crowded now?  Give it 10 years.

Religious feuds.  Can’t we all just get along?

Nuclear war.  North Korea my bring it sooner than we think.

Ocean rising.  When all the glaciers melt the sea levels will rise 21 feet.  Where will Boston be then? UNDER WATER!

China takes over the world.  Only a matter of time.

Oil shortages.  Heard enough of that I believe.

Water shortages.  The cause of the next World War?

California falling off the map.  EARTHQUAKE!

Omnipotent disease.  Wipes the planet clean.

Voldemort.  Harry Potter fails.

Asteroids.  Knocks the planet into the sun.

Alien invasion.  When Mars attacks!

World famine.  Cannibalism anyone?

And people are worried about 2012!?!?! I think we’ve got some bigger issues….

Still feel fine?